Signs I am spending entirely TOO much time online

So my favorite mommy blogger, dooce, just friended me on twitter. Convo with Michelle:

Michelle: yay! dooce made us her friend!

she is appearing on our twitter
Jesse: AWESOME!!!! i am officially FRIENDS with dooce!!!

i feel like i'm friends with like john lennon or something

I really should be studying surgery right now, but god nutrition is SO boring....SO boring......

Confrontation aka the creepy doctor test

Clinical definition:

Confrontation visual field exam. Your eye doctor sits directly in front of you and asks you to cover one eye. You look directly at your eye doctor while he or she moves his or her hand in and out of your visual field. You tell your doctor when you can see his or her hand.


What it actually looks like:

Apparently Paris Hilton goes to our med school

Overheard after test today-

"Gah, that was hard. My problem is all I do is study for boards. And that gets reeeeeeeeeeally boring. So I have a mirror propped next to me and I keep whipping out my hot pink lipstick and putting it on, then looking at it going "mmm....yeah....that's hot."

You can't make this shit up.

Studying renal....

Convo with Katie at 2am, putting together a study-guide for the internal med test tomorrow morning:

me: primary glomerulonephritis is done

Katie: you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

me: lol you're on fire tonight

Katie: I've lost my damn mind

OK, so not a good strategy for boards