Saturday, August 25, 2007

But I don't like Spam!

~Monty Python

I only ever get 2 types of spam:

1) Grammatically-painful personal emails concerning my penis

"Hello mvmedstudent- Take a last look at your penis, it will never be that small again"

"Hello mvmedstudent- Your penis start growing here"

"Hello mvmedstudent- You will be able to penetrate much more deeper"

"Hello mvmedstudent- Make your penis lllooooonnnngggggg....!!!"

2) Abstract poems about on sale office software

Yes. The obvious
Close at the end of distance the two Chose
In realms of dingy gloom and deep crevasse
Dreaming time has reversed, I watch drowned snow
Unreadable from behind—they are well down
Seized from creation by nonentity,
By the design of our own silent eyes
This perfection, this absence.
Is the moon to grow
demonstrating their talent for comedy—stroke
Merely a mockery of spring
Deep in the fog that quenches every ray,
Against which we have been projected? What . . .
Toward the still dab of white that oscillates
In dense bare branches, or the ubiquitous
From there. Toward . . .
Upon from the right by far trees, that white place
In Winter Haven, the ballplayers are stretching
I might have happily lived some other childhood.
Adobe on sale for $89.99.

Given by nature will soak into it.
III. Chronology of Northern Exploration
to restaurants for Early Bird Specials.
Not daring to oppose
That desire has ever built, have approached
Blurring the terrain,
That open before me? What I see
Archangel Winter, darkness on his back
Of meaning like these the world created by
Snow haze gleams like sand.
With my foot the supple ball, for perhaps
XV. The International Circumpolar Stations: The Greely Expedition
When Arctic winds crack down from Canada
Nor, indeed, the bit of paint itself can know of.
And off the white smoke swims
Summer bees were saying
Pierced by the mist that fades away,
Clear-voiced despite its years, strong, eloquent
I know,
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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Mahalo! (or "Jesse is an Internet Whore")

Word up peeps. So I've been debating whether or not to post about this, because I don't want to be an internet whore or anything, but I decided that this actually is cool enough to post about. Or maybe I'm just a whore.

So here it goes. I've got this new search engine thing I've been working for for a month or so now called Mahalo, and they've just launched a new Firefox add-on.

Here's my link, click to download it: Mahalo Follow

The whole point of Mahalo is eliminating spam pages from searches, so you're not getting any spyware/adware with it. I promise. I wouldn't post about if there was any. I might be a internet whore, but I'm not a dirty whore. They're running a contest to try to get their part-time employees to spread the word on it, and I'm as of now winning an iPod shuffle, but could get an iPhone or a sweet new iMac if enough people download it from me.

I get 100 points for anyone who installs it and searches just once, so install it, restart Firefox, check it out, and then uninstall it if you don't like it.

I honestly think this is really cool though. This is a nice new idea for a search engine, a bunch of links on a single topic, hand picked by actual people, in one place with no spam pages included in the search. Then send your friends/enemies/parents/dogs/etc over here and have them download it from me. Or just send them the link. But make sure its mine so I get points. :)

Post comments and tell me what you like/don't like/any problems you have with it. I can get them straight to the programmers. I'm just good like that. :) Here's the contest page if anyone cares to watch my progress: Mahalo Follow Contest. I'm Jnpeacoc.

Oh and check it out, I'm a superstar. Go to, 2 of my guides have gotten picked as "1 of our 5 favorite pages this week." For "Eternal Darkness (video game)" and "Pride and Prejudice" Because I'm a video game who was an English major who lays back and soaks up positive reinforcement. And an internet whore. Oh yeah, and a med student every now and then.